Pattern Monday #54

"Please," thought Susan, "let this be the end of the Mum's yellow yarn de-stash." K x

Pattern Monday #53

Susie's career as a police negotiator started at a young age. K x

Pattern Monday #52

Young Benedict Cumberbatch hoped that one day he could be as cool as his friend Brad K x Boom! Pattern Monday is back after well ...

Pattern Monday #51

It might have been the effect of the enormous set square, but Alan was really starting to see David in a new light. K x

Pattern Monday #50 Decimalisation Celebration

Come on everyone! It's 1971! Let's celebrate the decimalisation of the UK currency by knitting our children some heinous jumpers ...

Pattern Monday #49 WTF Dog

Anyone know what's happening with this dog's face? Is it even a dog? And what's going on with the mis-shapen T-Rex hand that ...

Pattern Monday #48

This is one of my all-time favourite patterns. I just want to know what's going on here, apart from the person who organised the phot...

Pattern Monday #47

This sweater is perfect for that holiday you're planning with your favourite donkey. K x [This is a scheduled post while I...

Pattern Monday #46

By re-purposing a bathmat, you too can provide ridiculous headgear for all ages. K x

Pattern Monday #45

Leslie Ash's agent warned her to stop messing about in the pool, but she just wouldn't listen. K x

Pattern Monday #44

Four easy ways to humiliate your child. K x

Pattern Monday #43

Susan's friends laughed, but they both knew that her facial hair problem was out of control. K x

Pattern Monday #42 Grumpy Child Special

Least happy child knitwear models ever. K x

Pattern Monday #41

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Pattern Monday #40 Therapy?

I think a mother-daughter relationship-based screenplay could be written around this image. K x

Pattern Monday #39 I Love Your Sexy Mittens

Bravo Sirdar for attempting to sex up a mitten photo shoot. K x

Pattern Monday #38 Creepy Dolls Special

 "Well well, I've been expecting you...." Image from here Who has ever said "Oh I really fancy dressing my dol...

Pattern Monday #37

David Duchovny auditions for Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour-zip-up-cardigan Image from here K x

Pattern Monday #36

Seriously, what is this? Picture from eBay K x

Pattern Monday #35

And you thought YOUR Dad was embarrassing? Picture from The Pattern Palace on eBay . K x