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Monday, 21 January 2013

Pattern Monday #38 Creepy Dolls Special

 "Well well, I've been expecting you...."
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Who has ever said "Oh I really fancy dressing my doll in the national costume of Belgium?". NOBODY.
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Just empty, vacant, staring eyes....
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I'd love to know what the standing doll is whispering to the seated doll to make it look like that. 
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"I ain't staying in this pram, fool."
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A pair of crazy-looking posh dolls - I think they're probably called Amelia and Emmeline and they will eat your soul. 
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That doll in the yellow sleeping bag is definitely on drugs.
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I think these ASBO Dolls might be my favourite, fleeing from the scene of a looting.
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(Didn't mean to feature so many patterns but I kept finding more and more...)

K x

16 comments:

  1. Jane21 January 2013 at 13:18

    They're all, without exception, absolutely terrifying (hhmm, wonder what my secret fear is?!) x

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  2. Anonymous21 January 2013 at 13:40

    The first one told me to go vegan. Telepathically..

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  3. Sew little time21 January 2013 at 13:54

    bbrrrr. i'm with jane - i am terrified of dolls. i blame this tv series (actually just the credits, i have no memory of the actual programme):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FwP5LAXd7U

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  4. Alison21 January 2013 at 13:56

    A couple of them look scarily familiar.... and I had the blue and white striped buggy!!

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  5. Elise Lin21 January 2013 at 14:38

    It's a good thing I read this post in daylight. Dolls (and clowns) freak me out easily (except barbies), I'm glad to see I'm not the only one.

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  6. Katy (Ioftheneedle)21 January 2013 at 14:50

    You'll have me giggling all day with that post! I particularly like "nobodies fool". I better hurry up and practice my knitting, just so I can have an adult version of the yellow hooded sleeping bag x

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  7. prttynpnk21 January 2013 at 14:54

    Have a heart! They only looked so demonically focused because the need to scratch their acrylic clad limbed has broken their minds!

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  8. zilredloh21 January 2013 at 15:52

    OMG This is so funny! My eyes were tearing up from laughter!

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  9. Shortbread and Ginger21 January 2013 at 16:09

    Great post - cheered up my Monday!
    Liz @ Shortbread & Ginger

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  10. Anonymous21 January 2013 at 19:02

    "Come play with us forever!"

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  11. Helen Le Caplain21 January 2013 at 19:25

    They all look possessed, and more than one of them looks to be on Class A drugs! I reckon when you stop looking at them they come alive.....! :o

    www.mancunianvintage.com

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  12. Lynne21 January 2013 at 19:50

    Sweet child of mine!! They're enough to give anybody nightmares! :O

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  13. BusyLizzie22 January 2013 at 02:58

    So creepy - they are just plain awful and tell me, why would you waste precious time knitting for a doll?! Madness!!

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  14. VivJM22 January 2013 at 08:33

    Eeeek! Scary dolls. But yes, the ASBO dolls are surely the best.

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  15. Unknown22 January 2013 at 09:05

    I had that exact same buggy but in red stripes instead of blue. Happy memories :D

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  16. Elise22 January 2013 at 14:58

    Haha love that last one, any attempt to make a brown pinafore look cool is just not gonna work tho... ;)

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